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Re: Objectionable Request

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: TWO
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * It just gives me a bad feeling.




 * I can't stop you if you insist on going forward with this, but I'd ask that you remove me from the project.

-Dr. Broussard

Bioengineering Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Re: Objectionable Request
To: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * You signed off on cranial chip implantation. Why would this be where you draw the line?




 * It would be an invaluable safety measure and protect your printing subjects.

-Director Stern

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Re: Objectionable Request
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * You can't be serious, Jacquelyn?

-Dr. Broussard

Bioengineering Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Re: Objectionable Request
To: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Doctor,




 * I understand your concerns, but engineering's newest project was conceived under my supervision.




 * Please give them any materials they require to move forward with their research.

-Director Stern

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Objectionable Request
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Director,




 * Engineering has requested the brainmaps of all blueprint subjects for the development of a podlinked software and I am reluctant to oblige.




 * I believe they are seeking a way to exert temporary control over implanted subjects, and I fear this avenue of research may be ethically unsound.

-Dr. Broussard

Bioengineering Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: Implant Database Request

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: TWO
To: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Doctor,




 * If there is room available after the necessary scientific and survival knowledge has been uploaded, I will see what I can do.

-Director Stern

The Gravitas Facility

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Implant Database Request
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Broussard &lt;obroussard@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Director,




 * I have been thinking, and it occurs to me that our subjects will likely travel outside our range of radio contact when establishing new colonies.




 * Colonies travel into the cosmos as representatives of humanity, and I believe it is our duty to preserve the planet's non-scientific knowledge in addition to practical information.




 * I would like to make a formal request that comprehensive arts and cultural histories make their way onto the microchip databases.

-Dr. Broussard

Bioengineering Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Results from Atomicon

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To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Director,




 * Everything went well. Broussard was reluctant at first, but she has little alternative given the nature of her work and the recent turn of events.




 * She can begin at your convenience.

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: devon's bloggg

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To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * WAIT, Joshua, you read Devon's blog??

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: devon's bloggg
To: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Oh cool, Devon's writing a new post for Toast of the Town? I'd love to tag along and "see how the sausage is made" so to speak, haha.




 * I'll see you guys in a bit! :)

-Dr. Summers

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: devon's bloggg
To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Oh my goddd I found out today that Devon's one of those people who takes pictures of their food and uploads them to some boring blog somewhere.




 * You HAVE to come to lunch with us and see, they spend so long taking pictures that the food gets cold and they have to ask the waiter to reheat it. It's SO FUNNY.

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Hiiiii!

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: NONE
To: Dr. Techna &lt;ntechna@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Omg, hi Nikola!




 * Have you heard about the super weird thing that's been happening in the kitchen lately? Joshua's lunch has disappeared from the fridge like, every day for the past week!




 * There's a ton of cameras in that room too but all anyone can see is like this spiky blond hair behind the fridge door.




 * So weird right? ;)




 * Anyway, totally unrelated, but our computer system's been having this glitch where datasets going back for like half a year get totally wiped for all employees with the initials "N.T."




 * Isn't it weird how specific that is? Don't worry though! I'm sure I'll have it fixed before it affects any of your work.




 * Byeee!

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: dr. holland's dog

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To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * UGHHHHHHHH!


 * You're the worst!

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: dr. holland's dog
To: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Haha, I think it's nice, he really loves his dog. Oh! Did I show you the thing my cat did last night? She always falls asleep on my bed but this time she sprawled out on her back and her little tongue was poking out! So cute.




 * [BROKEN IMAGE]


 * [121 MISSING ATTACHMENTS]

-Dr. Summers

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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dr. holland's dog
To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * OMIGOD, every time I go into the break room now I get ambushed by Dr. Holland and he traps me in a 20 minute conversation about his new dog.




 * Like, I GET it! Your puppy is cute! Why do you have like 400 different pictures of it on your phone, FROM THE SAME ANGLE?!




 * SO annoying.

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Duplicant Memory Solution

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: TWO
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: [REDACTED]

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 * Director,




 * I had a thought about how to solve your Duplicant memory problem.




 * Rather than attempt to access the subject's old memories, what if we were to embed all necessary information for colony survival into the printing process itself?




 * The amount of data engineering can store has grown exponentially over the last year. We should take advantage of the technological development.

[REDACTED]

Engineering Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: MY PENS

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To: ALL

From: Admin &lt;admin@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * We would like to remind staff not to use the CC: All function for intra-office issues.




 * In the event of disputes or disruptive work behavior within the facility, please speak to HR directly.




 * We thank-you for your restraint.

-Admin

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: MY PENS
To: ALL

From: [REDACTED]

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 * To whomever is stealing the glitter pens off of my desk:




 * CONSIDER THIS YOUR LAST WARNING!

XOXO,

[REDACTED]

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Welcome, New Employee

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: NONE
To: All

From: [REDACTED]

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 * Attention Gravitas Facility personnel;




 * Please welcome our newest staff member, Olivia Broussard, PhD.




 * Dr. Broussard will be leading our upcoming genetics project and has been installed in our bioengineering department.




 * Be sure to offer her our warmest welcome.

[REDACTED]

Personnel Coordinator

The Gravitas Facility

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New Security System?

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: ONE
To: [REDACTED]

From: [REDACTED]

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 * So, the facility is introducing this new security system that scans your hand to unlock the doors. My question is, what exactly are they scanning?




 * The folks in engineering say the door device doesn't look like a fingerprint scanner, but the duo working over in bioengineering won't comment at all.




 * I can't say I like it.

[REDACTED]

The Gravitas Facility

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They Stole Our DNA

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: TWO
To: [REDACTED]

From: [REDACTED]

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 * I'm almost certain now that the Facility's stolen our genetic information.




 * Forty-odd employees would make for mighty convenient lab rats, and even if we discovered what Gravitas did, we wouldn't have a lot of legal options. We can't exactly go to the public given the nature of our work.




 * I can't stop thinking about what sort of experiments they might be conducting on my DNA, but I have to keep my mouth shut.




 * I can't risk losing my job.

[REDACTED]

The Gravitas Facility

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Polite Request

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: NONE
To: All

From: Admin &lt;admin@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * To whoever is entering Director Stern's office to move objects on her desk one inch to the left, please desist as she finds it quite unnerving.

Thank-you,

-Admin

The Gravitas Facility

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Preliminary Calculations

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: NONE
To: [REDACTED]

From: [REDACTED]

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 * Director,




 * Even with dramatic optimization we can't fit the massive volume of resources needed for a colony seed aboard the craft, even when calculating for a very small interplanetary travel duration.




 * Some serious changes are gonna have to be made for this to work.

XOXO,

[REDACTED]

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Re: Have you seen this?

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: ONE
To: [REDACTED]

From: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Please pay it no mind. If any of these journals reach out to you, deny comment.

-Director Stern

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Have you seen this?
To: Director Stern &lt;jstern@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: [REDACTED]

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 * Director, are you aware of the articles that have been cropping up about us lately?


 * >[BROKEN LINK] the gravitas facility: questionable rise of a research giant

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Personnel Coordinator

The Gravitas Facility

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RE: To Otto (Spec Changes)

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To: Dr. Sklodowska &lt;msklodowska@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Mr. Kraus &lt;okraus@gravitas.nova&gt;

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Thanks Doctor.

PS, if you hit the "Reply" button instead of composing a new e-mail it makes it easier for people to tell what you're replying to. :)

I appreciate it!

Mr. Kraus

Physics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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To Otto (Spec Changes)
To: Mr. Kraus &lt;okraus@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Sklodowska &lt;msklodowska@gravitas.nova&gt;

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Try not to take it too personally, it's probably just stress.

The Facility started going through a major overhaul not long before you got here, so I imagine the Director is having quite a time getting it all sorted out.

Things will calm down once all the new departments are settled.

Dr. Sklodowska

Physics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Spec Changes

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To: Dr. Sklodowska &lt;msklodowska@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Mr. Kraus &lt;okraus@gravitas.nova&gt;

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Dr. Sklodowska, could I ask you to forward me the new spec changes to the Temporal Bow?

The Director completely ignored me when I asked for a project update this morning. She walked right past me in the hall - I didn't realize I was that far down on the food chain. :(

Mr. Kraus

Physics Department

The Gravitas Facility

Re: omg the janitor

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To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Pfft, whatever.

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: Re: omg the janitor
To: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Aw, he's really nice if you get to know him though. Really dependable too. One time I busted a wheel off my office chair and he got me a new one in like, two minutes. I think he's just sweaty because he works so hard.

-Dr. Summers

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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SUBJECT: omg the janitor
To: Dr. Summers &lt;jsummers@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * OMIGOSH have you seen our building's janitor? He totally smells and he has sweat stains under his armpits like EVERY time I see him. SO embarrassing.

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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The Laws of Thermodynamics

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To: Mr. Kraus &lt;okraus@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Dr. Jones &lt;ejones@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Hello Mr. Kraus!




 * I was just e-mailing you after our little chat today to pass along something you might like to read - I think you'll find it super useful in your research!






 * FIRST LAW


 * Energy can neither be created or destroyed, only change forms.


 * SECOND LAW


 * Entropy in an isolated system that is not in equilibrium tends to increase over time, approaching the maximum value at equilibrium.


 * THIRD LAW


 * Entropy in a system approaches a constant minimum as temperature approaches absolute zero.


 * ZEROTH LAW


 * If two thermodynamic systems are in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.




 * If this is too complicated for you, you can come by to chat. I'd be thrilled to answer your questions. ;)

XOXO,

Dr. Jones

Information and Statistics Department

The Gravitas Facility

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Vacation Request Approved

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: NONE
To: Dr. Mason &lt;dross@gravitas.nova&gt;

From: Admin &lt;admin@gravitas.nova&gt;

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 * Vacation Request Granted


 * Good luck, Devon!




 * :: Vacation Request [May 18th-20th]


 * :: Reason: Time off request for attendance of the Blogjam Awards ("Toast of the Town" nominated in the Freshest Food Blog category).

-Admin

The Gravitas Facility

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